The manager of a restaurant called his wait staff together. "Okay, everyone," he said. "I want you all to look your best today. Greet every customer you see with a smile and a kind word."
One of the waiters raised an eyebrow curiously. "What's the occasion? Do we have some important people visiting?"
The manager replied, "No, the bread's stale today."
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