Best Jokes

At 3:00 in the morning, Laura woke up and gently tapped her husband on the shoulder. "Hector, wake up, wake up!"

"Huhh?" Hector replied groggily. "What is it?"

"It's the baby."

Hector sat up a bit and listened for about a minute. "But I don't hear him crying."

"Yes," Laura replied. "And it's your turn to find out why."

The manager of a restaurant called his wait staff together. "Okay, everyone," he said. "I want you all to look your best today. Greet every customer you see with a smile and a kind word."

One of the waiters raised an eyebrow curiously. "What's the occasion? Do we have some important people visiting?"

The manager replied, "No, the bread's stale today."

Do I want a beer?

A) Yes

B) A

C) B

D) All of the above

Friend: "How old is your boyfriend?"

Me: "He's old, he has a Yahoo email address."