After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client.
"Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you."
"Fair to both?!?" exploded Mrs. LaMay. "I could have done that myself! What's the point of hiring a lawyer for then?"
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zee : "Describing old folks" is ageist. Insulting, demeaning & hateful. "Oldsters are the only group left you can ridicule & get away with it?" asked HBO's Bill Maher. "WRONG!" We all have/had parents, gr'parents, aunts & uncles~~get a brain & [heart] transplant, quick! It's become a case of illness & fatigue, i.e., we're sick & tired of others ridiculing old people. The alternative is dying...hopefully from murder.
Dan the Man 009 : Voted