Best Jokes

Business professor: "Who can give me an example of a system where you are billed before you actually receive your goods?"

Student: "Tuition!"

A Military lab has developed a pizza that boasts a shelf life of three years without being frozen, and now the Week has asked its readers to name this durable dish. Here’s what they came up with:

•Semper Pie
•The Lasting Supper
•In-dough-structible
•Pizza de Resistance
•DeFrigNo!
•Auld Lang Slice
•Eternal Piece
•Grandpapa John’s Pizza

Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7, 365 days a year?

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.