Best Jokes

I'm a multi-tasker...

I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!

Rummaging through her attic one day, my friend Carol found an old shotgun. Unsure how to dispose of it, she called her parents.

"Take it to the police station," her mother suggested. My friend was about to hang up when her mom added, "And, Carol?"

"Yes, mom?"

"Call them first and let them know you're coming."

A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.

"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."