Best Jokes

After a hard day at work I decided to ride my bicycle to town to wind down a bit. I came into town and decided I’d go in the liquor store to get a bottle of scotch. I came out of store and since my bike had a basket in front, I put bottle in there.

It occurred to me that if I fell over with the bike, the bottle of scotch would break. So I decided to drink scotch an then head home. So I did.

Good thing too, as I fell over 10 times on the way home.

Why couldn't the cardiologist perform an aorta transplant on his sister?

He didn't have the heart.

Ricky: You really don't look good.

Bob: I have a cold.

Ricky: My goodness, AND you have a cold too!