Best Jokes

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

I like the paper my final exam is on.

It fascinates me.

I can sit and stare at it for hours.

An aircraft had been waiting on the tarmac for a big thunder storm to pass and the passengers were getting impatient . The pilot made repeated apologies for the delay but it didn't sooth the angry travelers.

Finally the pilot buzzed the intercom and made this announcement, "Would you rather be down here wishing you were up there, or up there wishing you were down here?"

You hear about the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

He was giving out bad scents!