Best Jokes

Always follow your dreams!

Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

How is an optometrist like a good teacher?

They both make pupils grow!

Yo Momma is so short...

That they discovered the 7 Dwarfs in your ancestry!

A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits, "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"

"Eventually," said the doctor, "she will rise and shine!"