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Favorite this joke A preacher challenged his wife and criticized her actions after finding a dress costing $250 in her bag. He said, "You know we are on an incredibly tight budget.
The wife admitted that she was wrong but explained she was tempted by the devil who followed her to the shopping mall.
The man rested a hand on the woman's shoulders and spoke softly, asking her to constantly resist the devil with the command, "Get behind me, Satan!"
The preacher's wife response was: "I did, and he said 'The dress even looks good from back here.'"
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got behind in his work.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?"
I said, "Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!"
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