Best Jokes

Girl: "Will you love me after marriage, also?"

Boy: "I think that'll depend on your husband."

A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells, “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!”

The boy sighed in relief, “Oh good, I'm relieved that it wasn’t new.”

I recently ran into an old student of mine, who said, “I always liked you. You never had favorites."

"Why thank you," I replied.

Then he concluded with, "You were mean to everyone.”