What do you call four monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime-mates.
Why do people who have TikTok get sick?
Because of all the influenzas.
Lead me not to temptation...
For I can find it for myself!
During a parent-teacher conference, a mother insisted I shouldn’t have taken points off her daughter’s English paper for calling her subject Henry 8 instead of Henry VIII.
“We have regular numbers on our keyboard,” she explained. “No Roman numerals.”