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RussianTortoisesRule

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Member Since : Jan, 2016
# of jokes posted : 9
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Location: United States
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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds.

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Q. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A. Because she will Let It Go!

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Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A. An irrelephant!



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Teacher: OK, Little Johnny, point to the USA on the map.

Little Johnny: OK!
Little Johnny points to the USA.

Teacher: Great job, Johnny! Now, who discovered the USA?

Little Johnny: I did!

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