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Regrettable Means
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What's the most regrettable means of communication?

Remorse code.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Samatti" |
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Don’t Toy With Me
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My kids were fighting over their toys. I warned them if they kept it up I would take the toys away. They didn’t stop so I took them away to teach them a lesson.

Afterwards, they were still fighting. I said, “That’s it!” and gave them their toys back.

Lesson learned.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "?Or#" |
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Married Men Live Longer
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men...

It only seems longer!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The Right Amount
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Do you ever wonder...

Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |