Best Jokes

Little Johnny raised his hand in class. The teacher asked, “Do you have a question Little Johnny?”

Little Johnny replied, “What time IT IS?”

The teacher then replied slowly and clearly, “What time IS IT...”

With a puzzled look on his face Little Johnny said, “If I knew that I wouldn’t have asked you.”

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...

I won't lie, it was a rocky road!

Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief from having to clean up the bathroom after each of my three teenage children.

After I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read: "Please leave the bathroom as you found it."

I noticed the bathroom was in the usual mess after my son used it, so I called, "Brian, how did you find the bathroom?"

After a brief pause, he replied, "Straight down the hall, first door on the right."