Best Jokes

A waiter places a warm cup in front of the gentleman. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, you asked for fresh ground!”

Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop.

"I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon.

"What for?" asked his colleague.

"About $17,000."

"What did he have?"

"Oh, about $17,000."

Forgot my Pin for the 3rd time today...

As expected, I'm now banned from Grenade training.

Teacher: "Laura, were you copying Mandy's answers?"

Laura: "No, Miss Morris, I was seeing if she got mine right."