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Favorite this joke Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
Because it was cultured.
Police officer: Sir, I pulled you over because I have been following you for a while and you went through a stop sign without stopping, went through a red light AND you didn’t yield for the pedestrians on a crosswalk. So let me ask you, did you see the red light?
Driver: Yes I did.
Police Officer: Did you see the stop sign?
Driver: Yes I did.
Police officer: Did you see the pedestrians?
Driver: Yes I did.
Police officer: SO WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP???
Driver: Because… I didn’t see YOU.
Little Johnny raised his hand in class. The teacher asked, “Do you have a question Little Johnny?”
Little Johnny replied, “What time IT IS?”
The teacher then replied slowly and clearly, “What time IS IT...”
With a puzzled look on his face Little Johnny said, “If I knew that I wouldn’t have asked you.”
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...
I won't lie, it was a rocky road!
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