Ricky Profile



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Member Since : Aug, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 22.00
$6.00 won 3 votes

John: "Hey Rick, why are you standing below the tube light with your mouth open?"

Rick: "Because the doctor told me to have a light dinner, but I don't think this is working."

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$10.00 won 4 votes

Teacher: "Hello, students! Can anyone tell me, what does the green dot on a 'Tiger Biscuit Packet' indicate?

After a few seconds of silence, one student replies.

"Hello, ma'am. The green dot means that the Tiger is 'Online'."

4 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ricky" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

Store keeper: Good morning Sir! How may I help you?

Customer: Why is this water bottle cost so much? It's $20 per liter!

Store Keeper: Sir, this is pure water from an ancient glacier of the Alps. That's why it is very costly.

Customer: Pure water from the Alps, huh? Then why is the date of expiration September 2017?

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Ricky" |