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Favorite this joke At work I've got the ear of my boss...
I'm still not convinced we should pay the ransom.
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it! I can never remember that word."
College student: "Hey, Dad -- I've got some great news for you!"
Father: "What, son?"
College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"
Father: "I certainly do."
College student: "Well, you get to keep it!"
The other day I was in a hurry to go outside...
In my haste I ran into the screen door and strained myself!
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