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Favorite this joke A woman had been selling waterbeds for almost four years, and thought she had heard every question imaginable. But then a customer asked, "Can you deliver it filled with water?"
Stunned, the woman replied, "Are you kidding? It would weigh over twelve hundred pounds!"
After a short pause, the customer responded, "Could you do it if I helped you carry it in?"
Did you hear about the big power outage last week that hit New York City’s Theater District ?
It was a real show stopper!
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.
When a man's dog died, he took it to the local Baptist church. He asked the preacher if he could have a funeral service for his much loved pet, but the preacher explained that they didn't do services like that for animals.
The man asked who would and the preacher suggested that the Methodist church up the road would probably give the dog a funeral service.
The man asked, "Preacher, do you think $5,000 would be enough payment for the dog's funeral?"
The preacher relied, "Dearest sir, why didn't you tell me that your dog was a Baptist?"
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