Best Jokes

Yesterday a group of IRS Agents came in and began collecting the ceiling tiles over my tax prep desk.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"This is where we've noticed your clients are finding there deductions! We will analyze them and get back to you."

After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "But why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

Yo daddy so fat, his BVDs spell out boulevard!

Do you know the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law. The other is a sick bird.