Best Jokes

Boss: You were on sick leave yesterday ?

Me: Yes

Boss: What was the issue ?

Me: I was sick of work.

My son is such an introvert, he can't even lead the silent prayer.

What do you call a sold-out Demolition Derby event?

A smashing success!

Grandpa: I can't find the send button on my cell phone.
Granddaughter: I see the problem grandpa, you're using a calculator.

Grandpa: It's always a calculated risk doing things without my reading glasses.
Granddaughter: No wonder things didn't add up.
Grandpa: Very "Punny" young lady, you're as bad as I am!

Granddaughter: And exactly how did you arrive at that equation?
Grandpa: Time for my nap, I rest my case!