Best Jokes

Man in a bar tells his friend he does not believe in coincidences.

His friend said, “OMG, neither do I!”

I was always told that in some jobs no matter what you do to progress a glass ceiling may be in the way...

I was so concerned by this that on my first day I took along a catapult!

I was offered a gig at the London Crematorium...

I turned it down as I worried it would be dead audience.

I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, "Please silence your cell phones..."

Why do they have to announce that?

I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone?