Best Jokes

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I was offered a gig at the London Crematorium...

I turned it down as I worried it would be dead audience.

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posted by "MrChris1982" |
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I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, "Please silence your cell phones..."

Why do they have to announce that?

I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kevin Hutchison" |
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Minnie: Do you know what one burp said to the other burp?

Sally: No. What?

Minnie: Let's be little stinkers and go out the back way.

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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John: "Do you know why the Bride and many other women cry at weddings?"

Fred: "No, why?"

John: "It's because the Bride isn't marrying the best man."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |