Best Jokes

A brown and white Snowshoe cat was walking down the street with a doberman walking along side.

I remarked that this was an odd sight to see.

My son said, "Not so much, if you had the money grumpy cat has, you'd have a bodyguard too."

During midweek church service, Ms. Smith was teaching the five-year old class. She opened with, "Is there anyone we need to pray for this evening?"

Bobby raised his hand, "Ms. Smith, Johnnie broke his arm."

"What happened to him?"

"He was playing Superman and fell off the top bunk of his bed."

"Then we will pray for Johnnie."

"What for? He's gonna get better sooner or later anyhow."

At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy...

Getting up off the floor is another story.

A patient complained to his doctor, “I’ve been to three other physicians, and none of them agreed with your diagnosis.”

The doctor calmly replied, “Just wait until the autopsy. Then we will see who was right."