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aak

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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 21
# of followers : 0
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 94.00
1 votes

When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers.

"Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer.

"Yes. I had an attorney write my living trust," she responded.

"And how did that turn out?"

"I don't know," she said. "Ask me again after I go."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...

Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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I don’t think George Clooney has a bathroom mirror...

He just has a note taped to the wall that says, “Don’t worry about it.”

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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