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aak

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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 19
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 94.00
$12.00 won 11 votes

Old mathematicians never die...

They just lose some of their functions.

11 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
$12.00 won 12 votes

When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."

12 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
$12.00 won 10 votes
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How do you put a baby alien to bed?

You rocket to sleep.

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
$9.00 won 12 votes

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

12 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aak" |