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As William Shakespeare died in 1616, I believe he should be referred to in the past tense...

Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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People say that money is not the key to happiness...

But I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

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posted by "greens52" |
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I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car broke down.

Calls to auto-supply stores and garages in search of replacement parts proved futile. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Responses ranged from "Mas-a-what?" to "You've got to be kidding." One guy just laughed.

I was at the end of the listings in the Yellow Pages when I dialed Victor's Garage. "Vic," I said, "you're my last hope. Do you carry any parts for a 1962 Maserati?"

There was a long pause. Finally, Victor cleared his throat. "Yes," he replied. "Oil."

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posted by "merk" |
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Joe: Every night I take two quarters to bed with me.

Peter: Whatever for?

Joe: They are my sleeping quarters.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |