Knock, knock...
Who’s there?
Terrible English Teacher...
Terrible English Teacher who?
It’s Whom.
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat.
I found a wallet with 20 dollars in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
So I turned it into wine.
I don't worry about getting older anymore...
I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.