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Two Quarters
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Joe: Every night I take two quarters to bed with me.

Peter: Whatever for?

Joe: They are my sleeping quarters.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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4 Out of 5 Suffer
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...

Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Just Like George W. Did
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Father: How did you do in your exams today, Little Johnny?

Little Johnny: I did what George Washington did.

Father: What was that?

Little Johnny: I went down in history.

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CATEGORY Little Johnny Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Doctor's Advice
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Doctor: What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Patient: I don't know.

Doctor: Urine trouble.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |