Best Jokes

A family was celebrating their daughter's fifth birthday at a local restaurant when the little girl's father noticed her looking sadly at a moose head on the wall. Someone had placed a party hat on its head. Her father knelt beside her and explained why some people hunt animals.

"I know all that," the child sobbed. "But why did they have to shoot him at his birthday party?"

I took a sculpture class to learn how to make a likeness of a person.

It was a bust.

You know that you're a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.