Best Jokes

Teacher: Little Johnny, how old were you on your last birthday?

Little Johnny: Seven.

Teacher: How old will you be on your next birthday?

Little Johnny: Nine.

Teacher: That's impossible.

Little Johnny: No it isn’t teacher. I’m eight today.

A government committee was formed to investigate the emergence of Ireland as a world financial power.

After months of study and deliberation, they determined that it was due to the fact that the country's capital was always 'Dublin'.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?

A collie flower.

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.

"Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being."

There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.

"That's better," said his father. "Now in the future you will always come downstairs like that."

"OK," said Teddy cheerily. "I slid down the railing!"