Best Jokes

Doctor: What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Patient: I don't know.

Doctor: Urine trouble.

How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era?

"If elected, I promise..."

Policeman: "Hey, you! You're crossing the street when the light says, 'Don’t Walk'!"

Pedestrian: "Sorry, officer, I thought it was an ad for the bus company."

A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom, Gregory, had just started school.

I told my nephew in Florida I couldn't believe he was going back to school. I asked what his mother would do all day now that he was in school.

"Cartwheels," he answered.