Best Jokes

What type of apparel is the most popular with lawyers?

Law-suits!

When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers.

"Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer.

"Yes. I had an attorney write my living trust," she responded.

"And how did that turn out?"

"I don't know," she said. "Ask me again after I go."

Man in a bar tells his friend he does not believe in coincidences.

His friend said, “OMG, neither do I!”

I was always told that in some jobs no matter what you do to progress a glass ceiling may be in the way...

I was so concerned by this that on my first day I took along a catapult!