Best Jokes

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I tell many jokes, but they are never about unemployed people. Those jokes just don't work.

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posted by "James Myers" |
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Two friends, a guy and a girl, were having a chat...

Guy: Do you know I like a girl, but I don't think that she would like me.
Girl: Don't worry, she will like you. I bet you ten dollars that she will definitely like you!
Guy: Okay, then fine, we have a deal. (Pause) Do you like me?
Girl: Nope, you are not my type.
Guy: You owe me ten dollars.

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "deadpool" |
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Which burns longer, bagpipes or a banjo?

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "Donald Gaynor" |
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If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just:

* sits in your living room,
* messes up your stuff,
* eats your food,
* uses your telephone,
* takes your money,
* and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place...

You either married it or gave birth to it?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |