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For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse...

... I named them Jake from Steak Farm.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A police detective was at the house of a woman whose past three husbands had suspiciously died. "I heard your first two husbands died of food poisoning." he inquired. "What caused it?"

"Poisonous mushrooms." she replied.

"I see," replied the inspector. "And how did your third husband die?"

"He wouldn't eat his mushrooms."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.

Personally, I am on the fence.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |