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My friends from New York talk about how tough their schools were. I’m not impressed. I'm from Texas.

My school had it’s own coroner.

We used to write essays like: “What I want to be IF I grow up...”

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posted by "Susan Paetznick" |
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.

After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will have you sing tenor."

"You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked.

"No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more feet away from the choir."

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posted by "wadejagz" |