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If being handsome is a crime...

I would be a law-abiding citizen.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Magic is awesome.

Do you know the name of the magical stick that makes men disappear?

The pregnancy stick.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Doctor (complacently): "You cough more easily this morning."

Patient (querulously): "I should, I've been practicing all night."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Six-year-old Ned's mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out.

Ned said, "That must be Adam's."

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |