Best Jokes

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.

After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will have you sing tenor."

"You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked.

"No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more feet away from the choir."

Dentist: "You need a crown."

Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."