A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but he was so timid that he never had the courage to speak to her.
In fact, he told his therapist that every time he got near her, he felt like nothing more than a tiny pebble.
"Well," his therapist responded, "if you want to get the girl, you'll just have to be a little boulder!"
Put the ant into water...
If the ant sinks, it's a girl ant...
If the ant floats, then it's a "buoy-ant"!
Yo mamma so dumb...
...that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetic order
...she put paper on the television and called it pay-per-view
...she went to an orthodontist to get a Bluetooth