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When I went to the automobile dealership to pick up my car, I was told the keys had been locked in it. I went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.

As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I said to the technician, "this side is open!"

He replied, "I know. I already did that side."

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posted by "ERS" |
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You want to hear a word I just made up ?

Plagiarism....

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posted by "B Brindza" |
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Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man: "I'm bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?"

The last man replies, "If I get hot, I can just roll down the window."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "ERS" |
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Magic Genie: I am a magic genie. I will grant you three wishes.

Me: Genie, I wish you were bad at math.

Magic Genie: Your wish is my command! Okay, you have nine wishes left.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |