Best Jokes

And the Lord said to John "Come forth, and you will receive an eternal life"

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Yo Momma so ugly, the government moved "Day of the Dead" to her birthday.

An Atheist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. How do you know?

They'll tell you.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one looks at the other and says - Does this taste funny to you?