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Super Dave

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Member Since : Dec, 2015
# of jokes posted : 12
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 5.00
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Don’t get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.

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I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids!

What is with ewe people!?

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I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.

So I asked the owner if he had a pair.

He shook his head. “I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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“Has your son decided what ?he wants to be when he grows up?” ?I asked my friend.

“He wants to be a garbageman,” ?he replied.

“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”

“Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.”

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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