Don’t get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.

I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids!

What is with ewe people!?

I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.

So I asked the owner if he had a pair.

He shook his head. “I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”

“Has your son decided what ?he wants to be when he grows up?” ?I asked my friend.

“He wants to be a garbageman,” ?he replied.

“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”

“Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.”