Best Jokes

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors.

The first man says to the last man: "I'm bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?"

The last man replies, "If I get hot, I can just roll down the window."

Magic Genie: I am a magic genie. I will grant you three wishes.

Me: Genie, I wish you were bad at math.

Magic Genie: Your wish is my command! Okay, you have nine wishes left.

What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?

"May divorce be with you!"

There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said.


One of the kids rasies his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.