I’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes….
Always walking around like they rent the place.
When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo:
To all employees: If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.
I took my cat’s meds by accident...
Don’t ask meow.
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?
In Google Docs.