Best Jokes

Question: Why did the police take the woman with insomnia to jail?

Answer: Because she kept resisting a rest.

A little boy sat fascinated, watching as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

First man: I wonder how long a person can live without a brain?

Second man: How old are you?

Sometimes I like to tuck my knees to my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.