Best Jokes

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Wife to husband...

"This Christmas let's give each other sensible gifts... like ties and fur coats."

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The journey of a thousand miles...

Begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Nero was talking to his financial advisers in a Roman amphitheater.

"Why aren't we making any money from this building?" he said.

An advisor replied, "Because the lions are eating up all the prophets."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The teacher asks Suzy where her nose is, and Suzy points to it. Next, she asks Freddy where his ears are, and he points to them. Then she asked little johnny where his heart is, johnny points to his behind,

The teacher said, "No, that is not right. Let's try again. Where is your heart?"

Again, Johnny points to his behind and explains, "Every time my grandma comes over she give me a hug, pats my behind, and says 'Bless your heart.'"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Baum" |