Best Jokes

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Guy: Do you wanna hang out this Friday?

Girl: Sorry, but I am getting married this Friday!

Guy: Wow, well congratulations! Then how about this Saturday?

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CATEGORY Pickup Jokes
posted by "MaheShrestha" |
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What do you call a snowman in Florida?

Water.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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A football fan's wife says, "I hate it when my husband calls leftovers 'Replays'."

A TV Executive's wife says, "Well my husband calls them 'Reruns'."

Mortician's wife says, "Count yourselves lucky, my husband calls them remains!"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Elijah Scot" |
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What did the educated sweet potato say?

I think, therefore I yam.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Sonny Meyers" |