Best Jokes

Guy: Do you wanna hang out this Friday?

Girl: Sorry, but I am getting married this Friday!

Guy: Wow, well congratulations! Then how about this Saturday?

What do you call a snowman in Florida?

Water.

A football fan's wife says, "I hate it when my husband calls leftovers 'Replays'."

A TV Executive's wife says, "Well my husband calls them 'Reruns'."

Mortician's wife says, "Count yourselves lucky, my husband calls them remains!"

What did the educated sweet potato say?

I think, therefore I yam.