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You do not need a parachute to go skydiving...

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "ERS" |
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When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead.

You should have seen the Luke on her face!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My art instructor complimented my painting of a ring-shaped reef island...

They said, “Not bad, not bad atoll.”

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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In an airport, a flight gets canceled because the captain wasn't there.

Someone says, "So give the captain's armband to someone else!"

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "gh" |