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A preacher was known for long and boring sermons.

He preached for about one hour when he stopped to scold the congregation.

He said, "I know you think my sermons are long, but I've got something important to tell you. I don't mind you looking at your watches while I'm preaching, but I want you to know that I resent you shaking them to see if they're still running."

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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My friends from New York talk about how tough their schools were. I’m not impressed. I'm from Texas.

My school had it’s own coroner.

We used to write essays like: “What I want to be IF I grow up...”

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posted by "Susan Paetznick" |
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |