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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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The commander of an army base had assembled all his troops for an exercise in combat. He told his troops.."When I give the order... fire at will!"

Just then one of the soldiers was seen running away. The commander barked out, "Who is that guy running away?"

"That's Will, sir!"

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Freddie" |
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How does a farmer patch his pants?

He uses a Cabbage Patch!

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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What did the Police Officer say to the woman who was sleeping?

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I have to take you in. You're under a rest."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "ChuckyP" |