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Favorite this joke A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs!"
"Not so fast," said the pig. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment!"
"Doctor, doctor, you have to help me out!"
"Certainly, not a problem. Which way did you come in?"
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- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
As he paid for our meal with a gift card, my husband noticed the bill was more than the card was worth, so he handed our waiter his debit card to cover the balance.
"Wow, some people might have skipped out and stuck me with the difference," the waiter said. "Thank you for being so honest."
Then, as he took the card, he asked, "Could I see some ID?"
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