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As he paid for our meal with a gift card, my husband noticed the bill was more than the card was worth, so he handed our waiter his debit card to cover the balance.

"Wow, some people might have skipped out and stuck me with the difference," the waiter said. "Thank you for being so honest."

Then, as he took the card, he asked, "Could I see some ID?"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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A physician had just finished up a colonoscopy.

Before the patient leaves, he asks the physician, "Could you write a note for my wife, saying that my head isn't really up there?"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "LScott969" |
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I ordered from a catalog product number 699.

Today, I I received a package with the number 669 on the side.

I called customer service and my they told me to turn the package over.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What would you call something that cleans vacuums?

"Vacuum Cleaner" is already taken.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |