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Favorite this joke Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?
The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later that day his mother noticed him lying down, curled up on the floor as though he were ill. She said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife!"
A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."
“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.
“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”
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