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The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. “What happened, Honey?” asked his wife.

“It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved $1.50 cents.”

“That wasn’t too smart,” replied his wife. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save ten dollars?”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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A hunting party is hopelessly lost. “I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!” one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader.

“I am, “replied the guide. “But I think we’re in Canada now.”

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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A young kid found an old lamp. As always the lamp was rubbed and a genie appeared granting 3 wishes.

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes!

Kid: I wish math didn't exist.

Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes!

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "HomerS" |
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Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?

The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |