Best Jokes

A wife told her husband that he put football before their marriage.

“That’s not true,” he said. “After all, this is our fourth season together.”

"It's not about how tired you are, it's about how tired you're making everyone else."

- My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -

While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new desktop computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?"

A man was walking down the street stealing loads of garden gates...

No one said anything in case he took a fence!