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The judge warned the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?”

“I do.”

“Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?”

“Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”

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CATEGORY Judge Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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His girlfriend’s father was interviewing Young Charles.

“So,” said the father, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you?"

“No, not particularly,” said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
posted by "Neil Paul" |
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Girl: "You remind me of the sea."

Boy: "Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?"

Girl: "No, because you make me sick."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Rie Uchiyama" |