A couple were travelling on a flight. An air hostess approaches the man, with an attractive lady following right behind her, and asks, "Sir, would you like an upgrade?"
He replied, "Oh yes, thank you."
The air hostess turns to his wife and says, "Get up, let her sit here."
Just before the final exam in a college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached the professor.
“Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?” he asked.
The professor gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.”
“OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?”
Yesterday a group of IRS Agents came in and began collecting the ceiling tiles over my tax prep desk.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"This is where we've noticed your clients are finding there deductions! We will analyze them and get back to you."