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A couple were travelling on a flight. An air hostess approaches the man, with an attractive lady following right behind her, and asks, "Sir, would you like an upgrade?"

He replied, "Oh yes, thank you."

The air hostess turns to his wife and says, "Get up, let her sit here."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Syed Ainul Hadi" |
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Just before the final exam in a college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached the professor.

“Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?” he asked.

The professor gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.”

“OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?”

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "ERS" |
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Yesterday a group of IRS Agents came in and began collecting the ceiling tiles over my tax prep desk.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"This is where we've noticed your clients are finding there deductions! We will analyze them and get back to you."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Johnny Taxman" |
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After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "But why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

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posted by "HENNE" |