A hunting party is hopelessly lost. “I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!” one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader.
“I am, “replied the guide. “But I think we’re in Canada now.”
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."
One of them said, "So will you."
Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?
The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.