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We're down to just one, the very last Blockbuster video store is in Bend, Oregon.

If you're ever in town, it's just down the street from the Fotomat.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

“Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to the Thai place.”

“The Thai place closed a long time ago.”

“So dough … or donut. There is no Thai.”

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posted by "merk" |
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Today my doctor told me that my DNA was backwards.

I said, “And?”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent.

Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, "I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller, too."

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posted by "wadejagz" |